Gerraaard! Liverpool 5 v 0 Aston Villa

Someone get me some motion sickness tablets... I don't know if I can handle any more roller coaster rides this season... and while you're at it, get Gerrard a bravery medal or a purple heart or something. He is singlehandedly killing off teams in the Red's quest for Premier League immortality and if they happen to win it (it kills me to say this), cause there's a chance they might... Gerrard should be put on a velvet pillow and driven around in a parade car behind a marching band and a group of midgets twirling batons!

FACT: Did you know that 6 out of 7 midgets aren't happy... I know I was shocked too!

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Older Liverpool news:
Race not over yet! Manchester United 1 v 4 Liverpool
That was easy! Liverpool 4 v 0 Real Madrid
Title race over! Middlesbrough 2 v 0 Liverpool
'Pool take vital lead to Anfield - Real Madrid 0 v 1 Liverpool